Driving in a snowstorm: AHM INNA TRUCK

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Driving in a snowstorm would be mostly quite un-dangerous, if everyone would obey two simple rules of precaution.

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What makes winter driving dangerous are those few people who don’t follow the above recommendations.  What I’ve noticed is that a large percentage of those drivers are in a pickup truck.

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Of course, not all pickup drivers are jerks when it comes to driving in a snowstorm.  Only about 94% of them.

They seem to think they can do things regular cars can’t.   To be fair, sometimes that is true.  However, just because you are in a vehicle that can go better in the snow, it doesn’t cancel out the existence of all the other cars on the road that can’t.   EVERYTHING slows down in a storm, but pickup drivers seem unwilling to accept this.

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And so the rest of us, in our  economical, fuel-efficient, eco-friendly, tiny, emasculated wussy-mobiles must deal with the inevitable frustrations and heart-attack-inducing antics of the truck drivers.

You’re driving along in the snowstorm, la-dee-da, everything is going swimmingly…

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When suddenly, out of nowhere, your rearview mirror is blinding you with the light of a thousand curse words (if curse words were bioluminescent).

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And so it goes.

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But take heart, speed-limit-obeying-compact-car drivers. 

THE WORLD IS NOT ENTIRELY DEVOID OF JUSTICE. 

Because while many of the inconsiderate jerks driving in a storm are in a truck, so are most of the drivers you see skidded off the side of the road in a ditch.

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