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What can I do

 

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Suffocation Techniques

Have you ever wondered,  “Where can I learn more about suffocation techniques?”  Are you looking for information for yourself, or others? If so, check out this new release by the “For Dumb People” line of books.  Like the other books in this popular self-help category, it breaks down the information into small, easy steps that anyone can learn.

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EDITED TO ADD:   It appears this title is no longer available.

 

 

 

Addictions

Quitting Smoking

smoking.exe runs the following plug-ins:  Pleasure.  Release. Relaxation.  Reward.

System Errors:  Overall ill health.  Reduced stamina.  Possible lung disease and cancer.

Helpful Advice

Beer initiates smoking.exe.  Solution:  Delete all beer files, programs and plug-ins from the system.  DO NOT re-install.

What it feels like to give up drinking and smoking bannerIt’s easy!  Just avoid doing anything fun ever again!

HOW ADDICTIONS ARE USUALLY DEPICTED:How Addictions are Depicted

WHAT THEY ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE: 
How Addictions Actually Feel

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